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Brent's Quotes Of Life

 

 
Brent's Quotes Of Life
"I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast."

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal."

"Oh, I love little children...especially when properly cooked."

"The other day I was playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the Hell is the ceiling?!"



SERIOUS QUOTES OF LIFE

"When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you." - Lao-Tzu

"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." -Confucius

"To achieve the impossible, one must think the absurd; to look where everyone else has looked, but to see what no one else has seen." -Anonymous

"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." -Chinese proverb

"The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out." -Chinese Proverb

"The Way is limitless, So nature is limitless, So the world is limitless, And so I am limitless." -The Tao Te Ching

"Bearing and nurturing, Creating but not owning, Giving without demanding, This is Harmony."-The Tao Te Ching

"All in the world recognize the beautiful as beautiful. Herein lies ugliness. All recognize the good as good. Herein lies evil."-The Tao Te Ching

"The Tao is always "not-doing" Yet there is nothing it doesn't do."-The Tao Te Ching

"I treat the good as good, I also treat the evil as good. This is true goodness. I trust the trustworthy, I also trust the untrustworthy. This is real trust."-The Tao Te Ching